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Every Premier League club’s best and worst opening day in the modern era…



Everton and Liverpool score goals on previous Premier League opening days.

The Premier League season is back! So we’ve picked out the best and worst opening day of the last 15 years for every top-flight team…


Best: 6-1 v Everton (a) 09/10: Cesc Fabregas ran the show, scoring twice in addition to goals from Denilson, Thomas Vermaelen, William Gallas and Eduardo. Everton got off lightly.

Worst: 1-3 v Villa (h) 13/14: Arsene Wenger blamed the referee after Arsenal conceded two penalties and had Laurent Koscielny sent off, all after going ahead. They were booed off. Obviously.


Best: 3-1 v Arsenal (a) 13/14: As much as this was made out to be about Arsenal’s woes, it was a damn fine comeback from Villa, who replied to Olivier Giroud’s opener through Christian Benteke’s double and a late strike from Tony Moon.

Worst: 0-1 v Sheffield Wednesday (a) 16/17: Villa’s first game in the second tier for 28 years ended in defeat at Hillsborough after Pierluigi Gollini gifted the Owls an 85th-minute winner.


Best: 4-0 v Huddersfield (a) 14/15: There’s little notable about their previous Premier League openers, so we’re taking the Cherries back to Huddersfield, where Callum Wilson scored twice and missed a penalty for his hat-trick as Eddie Howe’s side began their Championship promotion season in style.

Worst: 0-1 v Aston Villa (h) 15/16: The Cherries’ first ever game in the Premier League ended in anti-climax after Rudy Gestede gave Tim Sherwood’s side a narrow victory.


Best: 2-0 v Arsenal (h) 21/22: The Bees introduced themselves to the Premier League on the Friday night of the opening weekend with a fully-deserved victory over the Gunners, given to them by goals from Sergi Canos and Christian Norgaard.

Worst: 0-1 v Bury (a) 08/09: Illustrating how far the Bees have come, in 2008, they went to since-liquidated Bury and lost 1-0 on the opening day of the League Two season. The 2010/11 season didn’t start much better: a trek to Carlisle to lose 2-0, but at least that was in League One.


Best: 3-0 v Watford (a) 19/20: In Graham Potter’s first league match in charge, Brighton swept the Hornets aside with Neal Maupay bagging on his debut a few days after becoming the club’s record signing.

Worst: 1-2 v Leeds (a) 13/14: The Seagulls made a 500-mile round trip to surrender a one-goal lead and lose to a last-minute Luke Murphy goal at Elland Road.


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Best: 6-0 v West Brom (h) 10/11: Chelsea began the season in 2010 with a Baggie battering thanks in no small part to hat-trick hero Didier Drogba.

Worst: 2-2 v Swansea (h) 15/16: Losing 3-2 to Burnley with nine men in 2017 was bad but opening day in 2015 was when it all started to unravel for Jose Mourinho, when Diego Costa had to rescue a point following Thibaut Courtois’ red card on the day of the Eva Carneiro controversy.


Best: 3-1 v Norwich (a) 15/16: Palace got lucky when Cameron Jerome had a goal ruled out that would have taken it to 2-2 with 15 minutes left, but Yohan Cabaye made the points safe with a late third on his Eagles debut.

Worst: 0-3 v Huddersfield (h) 17/18: The Frank de Boer era, if we can call it that, got off to a wretched start with a humiliating home defeat to newly-promoted Town. It got no better for the new Palace boss before he was axed four games later.


Best: 1-0 v Man Utd (h) 12/13: Everton’s opening-day record isn’t great but the Toffees stepped it up on Monday Night Football as Marouane Fellaini stole the show on Robin van Persie’s Manchester United debut.

Worst: 1-6 v Arsenal (h) 09/10: ‘The scoreline was, if anything, kind to David Moyes’s side,’ read the Telegraph match report. Joleon Lescott wanted to go to Manchester City and he played like he’d rather have been anywhere else but Goodison.


Best: 5-0 v Norwich (h) 12/13: Fulham topped the Premier League table after battering Norwich at Craven Cottage, where Mladen Petric scored twice on his debut.

Worst: 0-2 v Crystal Palace (h) 18/19: Fulham have lost all five of their opening day fixtures after being promoted to the top flight. Ths year: Liverpool. At least there isn’t the expectation there was after a spending spree in 2018, which was somewhat dampened by a home defeat to Palace.


Best: 3-1 v Stoke (h) 18/19: Leeds fans’ first taste of Bielsa-ball and how sweet football could be after being served a steady diet of dog sh*t for the previous decade and a half. Stoke were the pre-season promotion favourites but they were blown away by Leeds, who won with goals from Mateusz Klich, Pablo Hernandez and Liam Cooper.

Worst: 1-5 v Man Utd (a) 21/22: Leeds have had some miserable opening day trips in the last 15 years, like Scunthorpe, Tranmere and Exeter. But at least the Whites left those places with the points. All they got on the big stage at Old Trafford was an absolute humping.


Best: 4-2 v Sunderland (h) 15/16: The first chapter of the Foxes’ fairytale saw the hosts go 3-0 up inside the opening 25 minutes as Claudio Ranieri enjoyed his first game back in the Premier League for 11 years.

Worst: 1-2 v Hull (a) 16/17: Just as Leicester started as they meant to go on the year before, the same could be said of their first game as defending champions at the KC Stadium. The Foxes played like they’d been on the p*ss all summer, which they probably had been. Fair dos.


Best: 4-3 v Arsenal (a) 16/17: Despite Alberto Moreno’s best efforts to ruin it all, the Reds left the Emirates with three points after a stunning second half and a brilliant brace from Philippe Coutinho.

Worst: 0-3 v West Brom (a) 12/13: “I think there are three players who will let us down this year – the cause, the fight, everything. And I have written them down already… make sure you are not the one in the envelope.” 24 hours later…


Best: 4-0 v Swansea (h) 11/12: Beating West Ham 5-0 in 2019 was impressive but rather more run of the mill for a City side used to winning the league. In 2011, Sergio Aguero came off the bench to score a second-half brace as City began their first title-winning season in style on Monday Night Football.

Worst: 2-4 v Aston Villa (a) 08/09: A fortnight before the Sheikhs strolled in, Mark Hughes’ side, which featured Kelvin Etuhu, Javier Garrido and Ched Evans, were torn apart by Gabby Agbonlahor’s hat-trick.


Best: 5-1 v Leeds (h) 21/22: Old Trafford’s first full house post-Covid saw United unveil Raphael Varane before his new team ripped Leeds to pieces with Bruno Fernandes bagging a hat-trick. It went quickly downhill from there.

Worst: 1-2 v Swansea (h) 14/15: Louis van Gaal’s first game in charge ended in anti-climax after Gylfi Sigurdsson inflicted upon United their first opening-day defeat at home since 1972.


Best: 3-1 v Bolton (a) 07/08: Sam Allardyce took his new Newcastle side to his old stomping ground and watched the Magpies go 3-0 up inside 27 minutes. Their form continued as the Toon won five and drew two of their opening nine games, but Big Sam was gone by early January.

Worst: 0-4 v Man City (a) 13/14: Newcastle were already 2-0 down when Steven Taylor got himself sent off for swinging at Aguero on the stroke of half-time. Tim Krul had to make a series of brilliant saves to keep the score down.


Best: 4-3 v Burton (h) 16/17: Forest have won four of their five Premier League openers – but the most recent of those was in 1998. Away from the top flight, the opening weekend hasn’t brought much joy over the last 15 years. Winning a seven-goal thriller against their local rivals to start Philippe Montanier’s reign perhaps being the most memorable.

Worst: 0-0 v Bournemouth (a) 07/08: A decade and a half ago, Colin Calderwood’s Forest went all the way to the south coast for a goalless stalemate that was the start of four without a win in League One. At least it got better from there and Forest ended the season with promotion.


Best: 1-0 v West Brom (a) 13/14: Rickie Lambert followed up a goal on his England debut in the days before the trip to The Hawthorns by slotting in a last-minute penalty won by Luke Shaw.

Worst: 1-4 v Crystal Palace (h) 07/08: Losing 3-0 at Burnley in the Premier League in 2019 sucked but being battered at home in the Championship and allowing James Scowcroft a hat-trick was worse.


Best: 1-0 v West Ham (a) 14/15: Eric Dier scored a last-minute winner on his debut to give Spurs a London derby win at Upton Park and hand Mauricio Pochettino his first win as manager in a match that ended 10v10.

Worst: 0-1 v Sunderland (a) 07/08: Spurs don’t have a great record on the opening day but losing to newly-promoted Sunderland thanks to Michael Chopra’s goal with almost the last kick particularly stank the place out.


Best: 2-0 v Arsenal (a) 15/16: Petr Cech was supposed to be the answer to Arsenal’s goalkeeping problems but the former Chelsea stopper earned a place in Hammers’ hearts with a decidedly ropey display on his debut, gifting goals to Cheikhou Kouyate and Mauro Zarate as Slaven Bilic got off to a winning start as boss.

Worst: 0-1 v Tottenham (h) 14/15: Another London derby defeat at home in the last minute probably hurt more than being humped 5-0 by champions Man City in 2019.


Best: 2-2 v Everton (a) 18/19: Wolves have won one of their Premier League openers – a 2-0 triumph at Sheffield United in 2020. But that was behind closed doors, and Wolves fans are sure to reminisce more fondly on their first game back in the Premier League for six seasons when Nuno’s side impressed while claiming a late point at Goodison.

Worst: 0-0 v Preston (A) 13/14: Wolves took 5,000 to Deepdale for the first match of Kenny Jackett’s reign only for the visiting fans to witness a goalless League One stalemate.

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Ten Hag makes his Winners and Losers debut as Gerrard and Liverpool keep him company



Ten Hag makes his Winners and Losers debut as Gerrard and Liverpool keep him company

In the first of what seems likely to be many appearances in the latter column, Erik ten Hag sits among the losers. William Saliba does not.



William Saliba
The world’s most expensive centre-half might feel justified in saying he and his new teammate had “not played much together” and thus “weren’t on the same wavelength” at all times in defeat. He certainly had a point in claiming that “centre-back partnerships are built over time” and thus gradual improvement was to be expected from a base of conceding twice at home. But William Saliba scoffed at that idea with an imposing performance against Crystal Palace, displacing the £50m element of a solid Arsenal defensive pairing and vindicating three years of questionable career management.

Saliba had enjoyed a full pre-season with his new cohorts, unlike some of the Frenchman’s contemporaries at other clubs. But the ease with which he stepped into an established defence on his Premier League debut at 21, in an away game so difficult that Arsenal lost it 3-0 four months ago, and carrying immense expectation on his shoulders, was remarkable. He was assured on and off the ball, an excellent passing range and assuredness combining with zero fouls against the trickery of Wilfried Zaha, Eberechi Eze and co. The best defenders seem to take it as a personal affront not only to concede, but to allow the opposition within 10 yards of goal; Saliba embodied that trait and will only get better with experience.


Unai Emery
Forever the manager who signed Saliba and Gabriel Martinelli for Arsenal. And Stephan Lichtsteiner, Matteo Guendouzi, Nicolas Pepe, David Luiz, Dani Ceballos and Denis Suarez but shut up and be nice for once.


Aleksandar Mitrovic
There was always a relatively unfair aspect to his reputation as a typical Championship bully who struggled when picking on defenders his own size in the Premier League. Aleksandar Mitrovic scored 20 goals in 71 games during relegation seasons with Newcastle and Fulham, then three more as the Cottagers went down and the Serb was often either rotated or injured in 2020/21.

While Mitrovic has never been prolific in the top flight, nor is he perennially ineffective. Trent Alexander-Arnold and Virgil van Dijk can vouch for that. Jordan Henderson, too, when he picks himself up off the ground.

With the conditions just right and the unshakable faith of his manager flowing through him, Mitrovic led the line like most suspected he was ultimately able to at this level. The questions have rarely pertained to ability but the temperament and confidence of a centre-forward enigma: one who freely throws elbows but needs an arm around him all the same.

Marco Silva is the perfect manager in that regard and he deserves just as much credit as his star striker for the towering back-post header, the penalty-inducing footwork, the pressing and the impeccable hold-up play. His tactical adjustments were crucial. Fulham averaged 58.1% possession in the Championship last season and created chances for Mitrovic at will. They had 33.1% of the ball against Liverpool and Mitrovic scored from two of his three shots.


Erling Haaland
The first Manchester City player to score twice on their Premier League debut since Sergio Aguero channelled his spiritual predecessor to silence the preposterous critics. Erling Haaland punished the West Ham defence as many times as he breached the Sky Sports swearing protocols and those hot Community Shield takes were rendered positively glacial by around the hour mark of the Norwegian’s actual competitive debut. No-one could have seen that coming. He was quicker, sharper and more composed than against Liverpool at Wembley, twice snapping into action and invading the sort of space behind the defence that many felt would not be made available to him in England.

Sprinting between Ben Johnson, Kurt Zouma and Declan Rice as Ilkay Gundogan span wonderfully for the first goal, Haaland repeated the trick and complemented his earlier penalty with a finish as cool as they come from Kevin de Bruyne’s second-half through ball. It was a centre-forward masterclass that challenged the prestige of the Premier League, so similar as it was to his regular deconstruction of Bundesliga defences both Austrian and German. His own post-match self-assessment of “a bit sh*t” was ominous when you consider this was him barely breaking into stride.

Haaland Man City


Scott Parker
In the emerging sub-genre of former England international midfielders whose managerial careers carry a vague stench of over-promotion in terms of both roles and media fawning, with coaching acumen that either makes them the greatest minds of their generation or absolute frauds with no in between, Scott Parker has been forced to take a step back from the spotlight. Doubts remain over his aptitude in the dugout but bigger names with grander reputations have taken precedent. Bournemouth dispatched one of those with an impressive victory over Steven Gerrard’s Aston Villa, who might have been lured into a false sense of security by Parker’s pre-match claim that his squad was “lacking”, “short”, “light” and generally “much weaker than it was when we got promoted”.

The Cherries scored early and late, weathering the mild winds of Villa onslaught in between by making up for any perceived gulf in quality by doubling their efforts. Bournemouth ranked sixth for tackles, joint-fourth for interceptions and first for fouls of all Premier League teams on the opening weekend and that endeavour – a hallmark of Parker’s playing days – will be required throughout this season.

Barcelona keeper Neto has strengthened the manager’s hand and reports suggest Marcos Senesi of Feyenoord will soon do the same. This scrappy, hard-fought victory laid down a marker as to their bare minimum requirement as part of the team.


Jesse Marsch
He is still, critically in the minds of many a Leeds supporter, both an American person and not Marcelo Bielsa. But Jesse Marsch coaxed and coached a more focused team press while implementing four new signings, fielding the fifth-youngest XI of the opening weekend and inspiring a comeback victory through his substitutions. Most teams would struggle after selling their two best and most influential players but Marsch has proved there is life for and in Leeds after not only Bielsa but Kalvin Phillips and Raphinha, too.


Dejan Kulusevski
It’s mad to think that Harry Kane and Heung-min Son are fighting it out to be recognised as Tottenham’s second-best forward.


Thiago Silva
The oldest outfield starter on the opening Premier League weekend by two years and four months. And while Jamie Vardy was toiling against Brentford, Thiago Silva enjoyed a late afternoon stroll at Goodison Park.


Bruno Guimaraes
He’s really sodding good. The best player outside the Big Six and a vast upgrade on many of those in it.


Thomas Frank
Three managers used their full complement of substitutions. Thomas Frank keeps esteemed company with Antonio Conte and Pep Guardiola in that regard, although his prior approach meant five changes were tactically necessary rather than basic rotation.

Brentford were poor early on against Leicester, ponderous and lacking aggression. By the time Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall had doubled the hosts’ lead at the King Power Stadium, the Bees had had two shots and little over a third of possession.

They stayed in touch until the hour mark, when Josh Dasilva and Keane Lewis-Potter were introduced. Three minutes later, Ivan Toney scored.

After Shandon Baptiste replaced Christian Norgaard with a quarter of an hour remaining, Frank waited a little longer to make his final changes. Mads Bech Sorensen and Halil Dervisoglu came on. Three minutes later, Dasilva equalised.

Mistakes were made and lessons learned, like not pairing Ben Mee with Pontus Jansson in central defence. All in all, a successful afternoon.



Manchester United
Erik ten Hag was appointed Manchester United manager on April 21, 109 days ago. Their pre-season commenced on June 27, 42 days ago. Their first summer friendly was on July 12, 27 days ago.

Their summer preparations have been relatively uncharacteristically settled, incomings and Cristiano Ronaldo’s future notwithstanding. Yet it took 14 seconds for that familiar sinking feeling to replace any lingering new season optimism.

Danny Welbeck and Leandro Trossard pressed all naive hope and confidence out of their hosts, Lisandro Martinez and Diogo Dalot panicked and Old Trafford had the atmosphere sucked out almost instantly.

It was as if the last few months had never happened. Manchester United slipped back into their old bad habits. Half-time, full-time and the second Brighton goal from Pascal Gross were all greeted by a chorus of boos.

The sliver of a silver lining to this menacing cloud is that it was a performance that might force a change in transfer window approach over the next three weeks. Manchester United’s eternal desperation to sign a central midfielder was common knowledge and this defeat only made it even more painfully obvious, while also highlighting their need for a centre-forward.

Ten Hag has to use this to his advantage. Or he has to realise that Manchester United’s transfer department remains an absolute mess, set the bar accordingly low with 33-year-old Marko Arnautovic and watch them still fail to clear it. That works, too. Chuck in Adrien Rabiot for good measure. That dressing room won’t know what’s hit them.

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag watches the defeat to Brighton.


Steven Gerrard
A common refrain among football supporters is that clubs should get their business done early in the transfer window. Steven Gerrard clearly agreed, completing his most recent signing this summer on July 1. Yet they were fairly beaten by a newly-promoted team that remains under construction and Aston Villa really did look little more than ordinary in the process.

Last season was his free hit. Things were never going to deteriorate to the extent that Villa were in genuine relegation trouble; Dean Smith three places above the relegation zone and Gerrard had copious funds made available to him in January.

But with everyone starting on equal footing, Villa have already stumbled behind the pack. This is their second sequence of five winless games since Gerrard’s appointment and with three months to go until their one-year anniversary, his identity and ethos is no clearer.


There is a confirmation bias factor which must be considered – particularly in light of modern trends – but Liverpool naming the oldest starting XI of the Premier League weekend and subsequently being beaten in the energy and aggression stakes by Fulham felt instructive. It was the first time since February 1994 that more than half of their starters for a Premier League game were aged 30 and over.

James Milner coming on before the hour mark hardly dispelled the sense that Liverpool need a little more fresh blood, especially in midfield.

More worrying for Jurgen Klopp will be those slow, sluggish starts. Liverpool have conceded first in each of their last five league games and while they have the requisite talent to overcome such deficits, it is a counterproductive routine to have settled into. There is a fine line between mentality monsters and basic complacency.


Jose Sa and Rayan Ait-Nouri
The two best Wolves players of last season rather summed up the defeatist feeling surrounding this campaign. Rayan Ait-Nouri’s defending was dreadful for the equaliser, if a little unfortunate when it came to the winner. Jose Sa will have provoked all the right people by being beaten softly at his near post.

Bruno Lage will welcome the Goncalo Guedes developments but it still feels as though Wolves need a little more imported inspiration.


Ralph Hasenhuttl
Southampton have conceded at least three goals in 33 of Ralph Hasenhuttl’s 138 Premier League games. That’s once every four matches or so and it honestly feels like that might not be overly sustainable.

It turns out that Jan (Bednarek) plus Yan (Valery) equals minus three. When that comprises two-thirds of your defensive heart, there will be issues. When the other third loses control of their feet in the manner Mohammed Salisu did against Spurs, it is almost pointless trying to resist it.


Brendan Rodgers
The first half was better than most expected but Brendan Rodgers and Leicester somehow still contrived to fall back into those negative patterns for the final half an hour at home to a team still wet behind the Premier League ears.

It was a better start than most envisaged for a transfer-less team that attracted a handful of pre-season relegation predictions. Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall’s goal just after half-time seemed to confirm the destination of all three points. Yet it was his removal which completed the reversal of momentum in Brentford’s favour.

Leicester invited needless pressure at 2-1 and a summer of deep breathing has not magically solved their defensive problems. There were eight players behind the ball as Dasilva shaped to equalise, including each of Daniel Amartey, Wilfred Ndidi and Jonny Evans occupying the same space within a couple of yards of the Brentford midfielder in forlorn attempts to block his effort. Too many chefs in the kitchen come to mind.

Three of Leicester’s five shots after Dewsbury-Hall’s 46th-minute strike came in stoppage time. The horse had already bolted and the juxtaposition between Rodgers making one substitution and letting a two-goal lead slip, while Frank made five and salvaged a point from a losing position, was telling.


Graham Potter
Imagine only beating this Manchester United side 2-1 at Old Trafford. How embarrassing.


Dele Alli
Harsh as it is to single out a substitute for 30 damning minutes in a 1-0 defeat, Dele Alli looks an absolute shadow of even his Tottenham worst and it is so weird.

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Everton ‘prepared to complete’ £45.5m transfers; ‘optimistic’ as £8.5m deal ‘at final stages’



Reported Everton target Amadou Onana marking N'Golo Kante during a match

Everton are reportedly ‘prepared to complete’ the signings of both Conor Coady and Amadou Onana this week and are ‘optimistic’ over another deal ‘at final stages’.

Should all three transfers be completed it would mean six players will have arrived at Goodison Park this summer following the additions of Dwight McNeil for £20m and James Tarkowski for free, both from Burnley, and Ruben Vinagre, on loan from Sporting Lisbon.

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Everton are said to have beaten West Ham to the signing of Onana, who enjoyed an impressive 2021-22 campaign with Lille, playing 41 matches across all competitions, including eight times in the Champions League.

The 20-year-old penned a new five-year contract last August after joining from Hamburg for around £6m, but the Hammers have persuaded him to move to the Premier League having reportedly agreed a £33.5m fee with the Ligue 1 side.

The Toffees are also close to announcing a deal for Wolves captain Conor Coady having agreed a fee of £12m plus add-ons.

And Fabrizio Romano claims Frank Lampard’s side are set to complete both signings this week.

Romano tweeted: ‘Everton are prepared to complete both Conor Coady and Amadou Onana signings this week, documents in progress with Wolves for the centre back who’s top of Lampard’s list.’

The transfer expert also revealed the return of Idrissa Gueye to Goodison Park is ‘at final stages’ with Everton ‘optimistic’ of getting a deal for the 32-year-old over the line.

It’s rumoured a fee of £8.5m has been agreed with Paris Saint-Germain for the midfielder.

Everton lost 1-0 to Chelsea on Saturday and Lampard said he was impressed with his side’s performance, before admitting new signings like Onana will better equip them to play the style of football he wants.

“It did please me. We’ll get the balance right,” he said. “At times we were a little bit direct when I didn’t think we needed to be. When we played through the lines we played really well and we gave Chelsea problems.

“I want us to be progressive, we’re not a Chelsea of having passes and passes and building like that. That’s not our style and it’s probably not the style the fans want to see.

“I’m very happy that we moved the ball quickly, but I think getting the balance of changing play and going longer at times with quality or playing through the lines – it’s important for us.

“The lads are working hard on it and I think adding players in midfield – like Onana who can receive the ball, accept it and move through the lines – is a big deal. As a coach you know you need your players to go out on the pitch and implement what you want to do.

“We saw a lot of it today. It’ll be great to watch the game back with the players to look at the little moments we maybe we can have an extra pass to play through, I can’t complain with the performance.

“It was one tiny moment, it was a small penalty but it was a penalty. That was the only difference and I think other than that you expect this game to be a draw against Chelsea, which would have been a decent start for us.”


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17 things we loved this weekend: Haaland, Messi, Bale, Raphinha…



17 things we loved this weekend: Haaland, Messi, Bale, Raphinha...

The 2022-23 Premier League season is now underway and the opening weekend provided lots of drama, shocks and entertainment.

Elsewhere, Sadio Mane scored on his Bundesliga debut for Bayern Munich and Gareth Bale maintained the impressive start to his Los Angeles FC career.

We’ve rounded up the best of the action on and off the field.

Erling Haaland

Two goals and a sweary interview? Yeah, he’s definitely arrived now.

Mohamed Salah

We’ve already put a bet on him scoring on the opening day of next season.

Lionel Messi

[Insert goat emoji here].

Jeremy Livolant

Messi’s goal wasn’t the best in France on Saturday though. That was scored by Guingamp winger Livolant.


Barcelona’s Brazilians really do love to put on a show.

Robert Lewandowski & Pedri

Lewandowski has already built up an impressive connection with his new team-mates.

Sadio Mane

It’s fair to say that Mane has settled in at Bayern Munich pretty quickly.

Leighton Clarkson

The Liverpool loanee made a pretty good first impression on his Aberdeen debut.

Aaron Ramsey

Did this a minute after coming on for his Nice debut, didn’t he? Classic Ramsey.

Enzo Fernandez

Close those legs, goalkeeper.

Jaivoro Dilrosun

Not a bad way to open his Feyenoord account.

Giorgio Chiellini

The high priest of shithousery was at it again for LAFC.

Gareth Bale

A few minutes after peak Chiellini, we got peak Bale.

Chicho Arango

Alessia Russo is a trendsetter.

Hassocks FC’s No.6

The FA Cup’s preliminary rounds have started and this lad was determined not to let the magic die.

Jesse Marsch and Bruno Lage

Everyone loves a bit of handbags in the dugout.

Jamie Carragher

It’s still early in the season but that’s Carragher 1-0 Neville.

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